why are there so many songs about rainbows

May 16, 2021

On this 11th anniversary of the passing of Ronnie James Dio, I thought I would share some exhaustive research I did for a card I sent to my sister Crystal last year. for browsers where this is all distorted and difficult to read, click here for the full sized image.

On The First Day of Christmas

December 25, 2020

My true love gave to me…

spam spam spam

November 4, 2020


state of the brandi address

October 23, 2020


work work work

October 8, 2020

updates on life stuff.

Cross Stitch David Bowie

October 7, 2020

happy (very belated) birthday Jamie!

thread painting journal #2

September 27, 2020



September 18, 2020

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thread painting journal #1

September 12, 2020

notes on my first attempt at a portrait.

September 1, 2020


Eyebrow Hall of Fame

August 30, 2020

Back in the days of my website Caffeine, Sugar, and Non-Aspirin Pain Reliever, I had an Eyebrow Hall of Fame section. I will try to recreate it here the best I can. I am going to try to use my original text as much as possible- but some of the pictures will be updated since […]

insultos y tiempo

August 29, 2020

sé que usted es… pero cuáles son yo

ga door

August 29, 2020


All Ants

August 27, 2020

The poemiest poem I’ve ever written. I was probably around 17 years old when I did this one.

The Little Man

August 26, 2020

Super ancient text. I wrote this when I was 14 years old.


August 26, 2020

My main time wasting comfort of 2020 has been “aimlessly” scrolling through Pinterest. One of the things that entertains me most is the mislabeling of pictures and/or odd clickbait captions. Oh, how mislabeling Black Sabbath will never get old to me! It’s kind of questionable that even I can’t tell if I am being sarcastic […]

What a week!

August 25, 2020


Goat Ranch Graveyard

August 25, 2020

[dedication redacted]

Teddy Broccoli

August 24, 2020

he’s probably rich now

Haiku for Vu

August 22, 2020

he’s probably very rich now

Great Mutton Chops in History

August 21, 2020

adapted from my notebook “people i wish would stub their toe”

After the Flood

August 21, 2020

“ode to a giant south american rodent” (haiku)


August 20, 2020


Pancake Beaming

August 19, 2020

the funnest game there is


August 18, 2020

I think it was orange

August 18, 2020

heck yeah. the album will be out october 30.

jumping into the deep end

August 18, 2020

thoughts on starting a big, big project


August 17, 2020

get a drink, for cryin’ out loud!

5AM. August 17, 2020

August 17, 2020



August 16, 2020



August 15, 2020

yeah… you know exactly what I am talking about

Chris Keller

August 14, 2020



August 13, 2020

tagged (nov 02)

Adjusted Associate

August 12, 2020

new names for everyone!

August 11, 2020


August 11, 2020


are you going to the store?

August 9, 2020

tagged (dec 03)

British Candy Bars

August 7, 2020

In March of 2018, I bought a variety box of British Cadbury bars. I just recovered. Here are my notes.