I saw a man wearing a t-shirt that said:
“Party like W
Dress like JFK
Think like Reagan”
Let’s break this down.
“Party Like W.”
This fella is talking about cocaine and alcohol. Very edgy! Or maybe he’s referencing the haphazard ingestion of pretzels.
“Think Like Reagan”
Is he talking about Trickle Down Economics? Or ignoring the AIDS Epidemic? Selling weapons to Iran? Gutting the EPA?
“Dress Like JFK”
I’ll admit that I haven’t seen every picture of John F. Kennedy, but from what I can tell from everything I’ve seen and have learned about him, I am quite certain he never went around town in tattered camouflage cargo shorts, flip flops, and a graphic t-shirt saying something about how he was modeling his life after Warren Harding.