*A Few Weeks Ago
Man to his tween son: I am as serious as a heart attack, And… as boring… as a… turtle.
Overheard by anyone on the next aisle while I was counting shoes:
Me: I feel like I am in purgatory.
Coach who was also counting shoes: I don’t think so. Purgatory would be a lot nicer than this.
I don’t want to totally invade this stranger’s privacy, but I heard the lady on the phone in the restroom stall next to me explain a whole dream about her mother who passed away years ago.
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