Very old man who I think was alone: “I’VE GOT JUICE, I’VE GOT MILK, I’VE GOT GRAVY”
Teenager with his family: “Awww yeah. Mr. Clean. My Boooooy!”
Lady on the phone: “I have a love/hate relationship with Walmart. I have an inf…. I hate to say ‘infactuation’ but I’ve got an infactuation with laundry detergent.”
My coworker, when a song from The Lion King was on Walmart Radio: “Matuta ba-na-na”
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