I’m happy that my brain still tries to work while I am asleep.
SETTING: some sort of festival in a park.
I see a woman with a horrible perm and feel I need to make a confession.
ME: Hi, I don’t think you know me. But I am having an affair with [whatever the guy's name was].
BAD PERM [...]
Here’s something that makes me happy- my phone. I don’t have a picture of it on my wall, it’s near enough to me all of the time.
Now, anyone who knows me knows I rarely talk on the phone. Why would I need this?
I can check my email, play games, look up weather conditions [...]