I rarely look over at the “trending topics” bar on twitter. I’m usually alerted to things like this when someone I am following joins in. Unlike usual hashtaggy dealies, last night’s barrage of #inaperfectworld’s was fascinating to me for a few minutes. It was interesting to see where the priorities of “the twitterverse” (or whatever) lie. Here are a few of my highlights-

@pallavi101 #inaperfectworld all celebrities would reply to you on twitter :/

@TrapNYC #inaperfectworld you could cheat on you’re grl without any consequences

@MeganRenee210 #inaperfectworld i’d gain like 20 more followers in the next 2 hours and them not leave me lol

@blackbarbie214 #inaperfectworld people wouldnt be so hooked on they image

@cynicalsaint #inaperfectworld beach boys would be all alive and touring.

@annaxxxvelez #inaperfectworld I would be married to Orlando Bloom

@DONDEEZY0105 #inaperfectworld I wud be able to smell, bite, and suck all the pretty toes I want lol

@Edwin773 #inaperfectworld dere wont be wack ass artists!

@GeneralSalt #inaperfectworld I have a GL power ring, Captain Marvel’s powers and BATGOD ability to beat everything with enough preptime

@brightondoll #inaperfectworld I would be 5′9

@SexMurderMayhem #inaperfectworld I wouldn’t curse as much as I do, I would attend church, my weave would stay how I wanted it to, and I would attend Harvard

@popcorn44 #inaperfectworld me and @ddlovato would be bffs