Here’s something that makes me happy- my phone. I don’t have a picture of it on my wall, it’s near enough to me all of the time.

Now, anyone who knows me knows I rarely talk on the phone. Why would I need this?

I can check my email, play games, look up weather conditions so my coworkers know if they need a coat, find out what kind of drinks I can make with the booze that I have, take pictures, and the fancy mirror screen protector let’s me know if I’ve got bats in the cave.

And I can write blog entries from the thing!!