THE SUPREME COURT OF NIGERIA
FROM THE DESK OF CHIEF JUSTICE IDRIS LEGBO KUTIGI
THREE ARMS ZONE, P.M.B. 308, GARKI -ABUJA (FCT)
ATTENTION: SIR/MA,
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I was in the restroom at work the other day when I caught a girl/woman/lady/person peering through the break in the stall door as I was pulling up my pants. She knew that I saw her because I started to laugh when I noticed her. (What else could I do?)
So, she goes into the next [...]
What was I thinking of in there? First of all- I was thinking that I used the adjective that may have been simultaneously invented by tons of people recently- “I think I need to go take a shower, I am feeling a bit Monique-y”
or, should it be “Moniquesque“? That sounds a little classier.
Anyways,
Is “simulataniously” [...]
People Greeter Alex, who I’ve known since he was Alex #1 in Produce, sat down next to me with his bowl of chocolate ice cream and promptly asked, “So, Brandi… when are you going to get engaged?”
And I laughed and answered, “when I find someone I like enough to get engaged to.”
He liked my answer, [...]
things are being weird.
A couple of weeks ago, I received a $25 Amazon gift card from my credit card rewards.
At the time, I couldn’t think of anything that I needed, but that thing was haunting me there on my bedside table. I decided to do a little experiment. I wanted to see how many items I could get [...]
We’ve had the picture on the side of the fridge for years. It was printed out from the animal shelter’s website, and it shows the puppy that we would eventually adopt standing in a bowl of water on the cement floor of the enclosure that she was in with her brothers and sisters. A little [...]
I just got a big solicitation envelope from the world wildlife foundation. They sent an adorable baby wildlife calendar! What a great way to try to get me to send them $16!
Those other charities don’t send me calendars.
Which is probably a good thing now that I think of it. I’ll be filled with [...]
I rarely look over at the “trending topics” bar on twitter. I’m usually alerted to things like this when someone I am following joins in. Unlike usual hashtaggy dealies, last night’s barrage of #inaperfectworld’s was fascinating to me for a few minutes. It was interesting to see where the priorities of “the twitterverse” (or whatever) [...]